Oliver's Fs

Oliver has started doing something that Cora used to do when she was about his age. He enjoys playing with words, particularly substituting the first letter of every word in a sentence with a particular letter. His favorite is "f". I just make sure not to talk about trucks.

So tonight for bedtime he requested and I sang, with f's substituted throughout:

Fender Fepherd
Finkle Finkle Fittle Far
Fock a Fye Faby
Fing Fow, Feet Fariot

Then, after songs:

Me: "Good night buddy."

Oliver: "I'm a fig foy. A fig two years old foy. I'm Foliver."

Me: "Good night Foliver. Feet feams."

Ollie: "You're a fatty."

Me: "I'm a fatty?"

O: "Uh-huh. Before you were a fatty you were a Brian. Before I was Foliver I was an Oliver."

And as I left the room after saying good night I heard him call out behind me:
"Fud Fight Fatty!"